Another "professional" development day! Oh, YES! I am SO excited! Listen to these break-out session titles:
"So You Didn’t Get the Job Again, Eh?"
Because after holding the same job for 17 years, I have NO idea how to interview!
Because after using PowerPoint for my lectures for 8 years, I'm going to finally figure out how to access it!! My students will be delirious!
Because at 49, 15 years into a stable marriage, mother of a stable 11 year old girl, 17 years at the same job without shooting any of my co-workers, I obviously need to learn how to CONTROL MY EMOTIONS!!
"Online Benefits Enrollment"
Because I'm TOO STUPID to learn how to enroll in a new benefits program from a memo!! What would I have DONE without this session?!!
I can NOT WAIT until Thursday!!