Another "professional" development day! Oh, YES! I am SO excited! Listen to these break-out session titles:
"So You Didn’t Get the Job Again, Eh?"
Because after holding the same job for 17 years, I have NO idea how to interview!
"PowerPoint Accessibility"
Because after using PowerPoint for my lectures for 8 years, I'm going to finally figure out how to access it!! My students will be delirious!
"Emotional Intelligence"
Because at 49, 15 years into a stable marriage, mother of a stable 11 year old girl, 17 years at the same job without shooting any of my co-workers, I obviously need to learn how to CONTROL MY EMOTIONS!!
"Online Benefits Enrollment"
Because I'm TOO STUPID to learn how to enroll in a new benefits program from a memo!! What would I have DONE without this session?!!
I can NOT WAIT until Thursday!!
Yes, it's going to be a truly glorious and enlightening day for us idiotic dolts. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteI am almost afraid to ask if you are required to attend this. Maybe you should send me instead. I have no idea how to use PowerPoint.
ReplyDeleteGreat to see they're as adept at abusing your time as ever before!
ReplyDeleteI had to sit through that emotional intelligence bs at my last job. I realized I as the only woman there still married to my one and only husband why the other women there loved it. And yes, it was all women......
ReplyDeleteGood luck.